How To Serve Man “Butcher” T-Shirt


Show your love for the galaxy's favorite cooking competition with a “How To Serve Man” shirt!

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Product Description

Show your love for the galaxy’s favorite cooking competition with a “How To Serve Man” shirt!

Great for birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, funerals, barbecues, summer camp, the great white room you’re taken to night after night where empty-eyed alien fiends probe your tenderest places, or anywhere else you need to make a statement. As long as that statement is “I can properly butcher a Human in order to produce the best cuts of succulent man-flesh!”

  • High Quality Gilden 100% Cotton T-Shirt
  • Off-White printing on a Black shirt
  • Available in Women’s or Men’s sizes
  • Guaranteed to make you look hotter (as in warmer, of course, as levels of attractiveness are subjective and may vary from person to person)!

Additional Information

Weight .375 lbs
Dimensions 5 x 5 x 2 in

Men’s Small, Men’s Medium, Men’s Large, Men’s X-Large, Men’s 2X-Large, Women’s Small, Women’s Medium, Women’s Large, Women’s X-Large