Show your love for the galaxy’s favorite cooking competition with a “How To Serve Man” shirt!
Great for birthday parties, bar mitzvahs, funerals, barbecues, summer camp, the great white room you’re taken to night after night where empty-eyed alien fiends probe your tenderest places, or anywhere else you need to make a statement. As long as that statement is “I can properly butcher a Human in order to produce the best cuts of succulent man-flesh!”
- High Quality Gilden 100% Cotton T-Shirt
- Off-White printing on a Black shirt
- Available in Women’s or Men’s sizes
- Guaranteed to make you look hotter (as in warmer, of course, as levels of attractiveness are subjective and may vary from person to person)!